Andrew: Dad, do you like baseball?
Marc: No, not really.
Andrew: Then why do you have a Yankee Candle in your bedroom?
Andrew: Johnny* got in trouble at school today for saying the “S” word.
Kelli (shocked): The “S” word!! Do YOU know what the “S” word is?!
Andrew (getting sheepish): yes
Kelli (calming down, but hesitating): okay… what is the “S'” word?
Andrew: no answer
Kelli: It’s okay, you can tell me
Andrew (very quietly he whispers): Stupid.
*name has been changed to protect the guilty